I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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