remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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