I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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