I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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