Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Randomize
