So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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