just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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