so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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