Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
He called his prostate his "boner button".
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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