I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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