Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Randomize