girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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