is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
