ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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