I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
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