Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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