i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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