I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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