your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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