I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Randomize
