honey bunches of taint.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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