she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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