If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Can you bring me the toilet please
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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