was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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