So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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