How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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