based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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