I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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