He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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