i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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