I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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