Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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