Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
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