she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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