fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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