the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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