His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
did i just pee glitter
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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