ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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