C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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