rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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