I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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