I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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