people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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