Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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