Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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