just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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