I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
do nipples grow back?
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