Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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