Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
so explain again why im purple
no
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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