get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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