question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
But we have bathrooms and they dont
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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