I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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