This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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