If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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