Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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